All I want for Christmas is this Japanese boy named AYA... he likes to have pink hair... and dress like a thug. Ain't that a cute combo?

 Pleez 2B haven him unda muh tree on X-mas mournen, weth uh beeg red bowz akross hiz nakid bodee, so I can unwrapz him. =3 *purrs*

That would be remarkably amazing!